Welcome weary voyager to my private little cove on the Internet Sea.
Feel free to rest awhile in my humble hut as you must be tired from your long journey.
Annica, put the kettle on dear, we have visitors.
Oh, my name? I am known as Captain Dave, king of the sea lions.
If you get tired sitting, you're welcome to poke around,
for there are lots of nooks and crannies to explore along the shoreline.
If you're looking for the old
Talking Beaver Trading Post,
you can find it here.
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